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Funny B-Day Quotes

Here are some of the most funny birthday quotations, which reveal the comic side
of birthdays:

"Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people
who look old Who are only my age" By Richard Armour

"Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened." By Cora Harvey Armstrong

"Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative."
Maurice Chevalier

"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether
it happened or not." By Mark Twain

"You are only young once, but you can
be immature for a lifetime." By John P. Grier

"Men are like wine. Some
turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age." By C.E.M. Joad

"Age is a
high price to pay for maturity" By Tom Stoppard

"Call this an unfair
generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything" By Moe,
from the Simpsons

"If we could be twice young and twice old we could
correct all our mistakes." By Euripides

"Inside every older person is a
younger person wondering what happened" By Jennifer Yane.

"I'm sixty
years of age. That's 16 Celsius." By George Carlin.